Optical Humour

8th February 2023

We all need a little humour in our lives so we’ve selected a few optician jokes for you.  We hope you like them and they make you smile!

  1. Guess who I bumped into at the opticians the other day?  Everyone.
  2. They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become an optician. But they’ll see, they’ll all see.
  3. Now if you’ll read the “eyes in the back of your head chart, I’ll check your Mum vision.”
  4. What did the left eye tell the right eye? It said, “Well, you’ll looking alright.”

And finally, because we are Optometrists…

Why are our eyes undoubtedly the most important part of the body? Probably because they always focus on what matters.

The Gordon Turner Optometrists Team